Gym Chick (Part 1)

Last summer, 

I hired a personal fitness trainer to help me get back into shape. It was pricey, but worth it. One day at the gym I saw a girl that looked just like "my type". I was immediately attracted to her, and looked away when I saw her.

Over the next several weeks I would continue to see this girl, and each time I would quickly look down at my feet or look away, only to take glances at her from the corner of my eye. As lame as it sounds, I would post on facebook about how I was crushing hard on this girl at the gym.

One day, I finally had the courage to say something to her. As I was approaching the door I could see her in the corner of my eyes. I thought to myself that if I left the gym, I would once again beat myself up for being a coward. So I approached her. I stepped up behind her so she could see me in the mirror, and gave her an "upnod". She took out her earbuds, turned around, and I asked "are you a trainer here?" I don't know why I asked her that. She said "No, not yet. Why?" And I blurted out, "Oh just curious" and then I swiftly left.

I had mixed feelings that night. I didn't know whether I should have been patting myself on the back for a small victory, or beating myself up for being such a weirdo. Nevertheless, I posted about it on facebook and I got a shitload of support from my friends. I didn't see her for two weeks after that, and I had suspicions in my mind that I had creeped her out.

Eventually I began seeing her again. After awhile I worked up the courage to talk to her again, and eventually I asked her for her phone number, under the guise of "hanging out" or "playing some video games." She had a tattoo from the game BioShock on her shoulder..so she was not only in amazingly good shape, but she had at least one visible tattoo and it was from a VIDEO GAME?! Yeah, imagine how horny I was for her. 

When we finally did meet up outside of the gym, things went both as best as they could possibly go, and as shitty as they could possibly go. And I mean "shitty" in a literal sense. More to come in part 2, if I ever decide to be honest about what happened. O_O

I got an email from somebody requesting that I post a picture of myself on here, so....voila! This was me, just a few weeks after I got "gym chick's" phone number.