Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dear Libido:

Please chill the fuck out.
Thanks in advance.


Her: "Nice pic, your friends look pretty cute, care to introduce them to me :)"

Me: "Yeah, that's larry curly and hey there's moe. Focus on the
breadwinner, honey."

Her: "Lol, and who might this breadwinner might be?"

Me: "Oh, look closely and you just mind find him :)"

Her: "Hmm, he wouldn't happen to be that crazy looking non-stick figure type would he?"

Me: "Mayhaps, non-stick huh? I don't know, that Mexican guy is pretty
hefty."

Her: "Lol, well if it's the guy who's holding up the three stooges, I'd say he looks like a pretty interesting fellow ;)"

Me: "Heh, well maybe you should get to know him a little better. Who
knows? He could find you interesting as well. ;)"

...
Hmm. . . this *could* turn out good.

4 comments:

  1. I came here and was surprised by the *warning* I had to consent to before proceeding, thinking "hmm? what's so racy there that garners an adult warning?". BAM! What's up, lady getting rammed!

    EEE...should I warning label mine?

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  2. Might as well put the warning up there, it doesn't hurt :)

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  3. But I like wafting my smut-slut thoughts around with no censorship! WAH! haha... I really probably should have a touch consideration for the virgin eyes that might accidentally stumble upon the Mantras of Plaything...

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  4. I love that photo and I agree about the libido.

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