Today, at work, I recreated the note that Koreen drafted for me yesterday. It looks something like this:
________________
(My name)
555-5555
^_^
________________
It's simple and self-explanatory. No need to put "call me" or "I think you're hot" or anything like that. If the girl's too stupid to figure that out then I probably don't want to date her anyway.
I tucked it under my hat, and a few people commented, "You know you have a piece of paper sticking out from under your hat."
"Yeah, I know."
And there it remained until the end of my shift. I didn't give it to anyone. I had my moments, and I chicken-shitted out of each one of them.
Russel said to me, "Why don't you ask Veronica out? She's single. She has a kid, but last I heard she was single."
Veronica was standing right there, if she was listening she could have even heard us. She looked over and saw us looking in her general direction, she smiled. I walked over in her direction, she smiled at me and I looked down and to my right. I walked past her and to the bathroom.
On my way back, I walked closer to her and in passing-by I said, "Having fun?"
"Oh yeahhhh" she said facetiously, "This is a blast." :)
I smiled and continued walking. Yeah. Anyways the piece of paper is in my back pocket. I'm sitting on it right now. I don't know if I'll give it to Veronica but I'm giving it to someone. I just don't know who yet...
One idea I had, was to just make 20 copies and hand all of them out. I don't think I'm able to do anything like that and plus, if one of them does call or text me, I would like to know which one it is. Or worse, multiple texts/calls and I can't really tell which ones to make top priorities because they'd all be anonymous once on the phone. Then again it could be fun :)
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